Mini Golf

Navigate hilariously over-the-top miniature golf courses along Vice Beach, where the windmills are neon-lit, the obstacles are absurd, and the competition gets surprisingly personal.

Mini golf on Vice Beach is exactly as ridiculous as everything else in Vice City — which is to say, magnificently so. The courses are themed monstrosities of neon-lit fiberglass, featuring obstacles like a rotating pink flamingo the size of a car, a replica of the Vice City skyline you putt through, a functioning waterfall that absolutely will ruin your shot, and a final hole shaped like an alligator's open mouth that swallows your ball into mechanical oblivion. But beneath the tourist-trap aesthetics lies a surprisingly deep putting game with realistic physics, slope reading, and wind effects from the ocean breeze. Each course offers 18 holes of escalating absurdity, and the real fun comes from wagering with friends or strangers — because nothing brings out someone's competitive dark side quite like missing a three-foot putt on the pirate ship hole. Complete all courses to unlock trick shot challenges that would make a professional golfer weep, and keep an eye on the leaderboards where Vice Beach's mini golf hustlers take their rankings deadly seriously.