Legal Tender Legal Services

A strip-mall law firm specializing in bail bonds, criminal defense, and making evidence disappear from discovery.

Legal Tender Legal Services is a strip-mall law firm whose television commercials run at 3 AM and whose clientele consists exclusively of criminals in varying degrees of legal trouble. The firm specializes in bail bonds, criminal defense, evidence suppression, and witness intimidation disguised as 'jury consulting.' Their services may help reduce wanted levels and clear criminal records — for a price.